Cultural Observations I

What?! Two posts in one day?! (Technically two, because here it is already past midnight... but whatever!) This is crazy, right?

I have been meaning to post this for a while, but I haven't had the chance... and feel like writing it now. This is a serious, yet mostly funny, list of observations I've made of European culture (German in particular). I hope to write more, as more becomes apparent, so I've titled this "Cultural Observations I." I don't want to spread stereotypes with this. This is merely a collection of my personal observations, and when one sees or experiences things several times (in many cases everyday) one tends to assume it is a cultural habit.

Things Germans like:

P.D.A. (Public Display of Affection) - I thought that Americans were pros at this. However, I've come to find that Germans, while in public usually reserved, have no fear whatsoever in making out spur of the moment. Often, it can be in a somewhat awkward or inconvenient place. For example, I was in Frankfurt a few weeks ago, and a couple decided that they absolutely had to snog against an ATM. I needed money. I walked away and went back later. Thankfully, they had finished. Of course this can happen in America. However, I've seen more people lip-locked in restaurants, train/bus station/stops, and on the street here in Germany than I have ever in the U.S.

Bread - German bread is really, really good. I have been privileged to live, even though for a short time, in one of the places in America where people still know how to make bread. Florida is cursed with shitty bread. No way around it. Humidity = blech. I estimate there are about one million different kinds of German bread. Some of them are weird, but most are good.

Open-faced sandwich - Sure, Germans enjoy sandwiches just as much as their American pals. But, especially for breakfast, I've found that Germans would rather eat a slice of cheese, meat, or a spread of Nutella or jam on only one slice of their sometimes crazy-ass bread. Almost always, they start with a layer of butter. "Layer" probably isn't a strong enough word to describe the amount of butter they like. There is usually more butter than meat/cheese/whatever else. I find that a little gross, but I do it sometimes... with much, much less. Also, often they need to physically hold the meat/cheese on the bread to keep it from falling off while they eat this open faced sandwich. An intervention is in order.

Shelf toilets - Many toilets here are so called "shelf" toilets. I don't understand the point. Sure, you use a little less water... but Germans need to take a step back and ask themselves... is it really worth it? http://jingalex.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/toilet_bowl.jpg
There... you take a look for yourself... and you decide. Notice the toilet brush next to the toilet. This is in EVERY German bathroom, especially those with shelf toilets. Germans are particular about cleaning everything up.

Nutella - Germans love Nutella... end of story. Their Nutella is thicker than American or French Nutella, according to a documentary I've seen. The reason for this is that German bread is stronger than French or American breads.

Random cake and tea time - There is often a call for cake, tea, and coffee at random points in the day. It doesn't happen everyday, so it is not like English tea time. Only sometimes. I never know when it is going to strike.

Speaking English - Germans love to impress English speakers if they have reasonable control over our language. I think it's great. There is no reason why American students don't study either French, Spanish, Italian or German starting in elementary school. It doesn't take much, just to start when we're younger. Sometimes, a German will hear you are American, and want to practice their English with you. I just answer them in German until they switch back.

Cucumber salad - This is something very stereotypical I think. I first learned about cucumber salad in German I class, four years ago. I thought to myself, "That sounds nice... I love cucumbers. I bet I'll like that." Little did I know, four years later, I'd be living in Germany, where Cucumber Salad is one of the major food groups all by itself, along with Bread, Nutella, Döners, Cake, Coffee, and more Bread. I love it, don't get me wrong. But it is HILARIOUS that I can bet my life on the fact that I'll be eating cucumber salad again tomorrow.

Pause - Germans are totally into taking breaks from things. This is best displayed in the school, where there are (at least at my school) three breaks or Pause per day. Work hard, break hard.

Smoking - Approximately 98.9% of Germans smoke cigarettes. Of those who don't, about 100% of them used to smoke cigarettes. During their Pause kids at my school either eat an open-faced sandwich, or smoke. There are signs that say not to smoke on school grounds... and most teachers enforce it. There are some teachers though, that kids can walk up to and say hey to while holding a lit cancer stick in their hand.

Trains - Germany is a land connected east to west, north to south, everywhere in between, by trains. As my host dad says, "You may have to wait or ride a few hours, but you can get anywhere in Germany by train."

More to come dealing with Germans and their culture! Stay tuned!

Naked Lady Gummies

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I first need to apologize that it has been embarrassingly long since I have posted.

I can't believe it! I'm 18 years old! It really is crazy, and really special for many reasons. First being, that 18 year-olds here in Germany (Europe) are full-fledged adults. It is nice. The second being, of course, how many Americans get to say they spent their 18th birthday in Germany?! My host family threw me a nice little party. It was a pretty good time. I got a lot of nice presents: a bottle of Jägermeister (which I am not really fond of, but hell, I'm 18!), Lindt chocolates, a novel called Der Schwarm, a fake rose, real roses, and naked lady gummies.

I am very well adjusted here in Gr0ß-Gerau. It really is a nice, simple town. The people at school are great. School for these students is quite a bit different, and the most noticeable difference is in the difficulty. I go to what is known as a Beruflisches Gymnasium. It is special because it is more geared toward job training, but it isn't a trade school. The students will still have an Abitur, a final test, like other Germans going to a regular Gymnasium, but will have more career-interest related subjects.

I am very glad I finished high school in the United States. There is a lot of pressure here. If you want to go to college, you have to decide so early, and work very hard at it. There is some changing of schools, meaning kids can decide later to go to college and go to the proper school for it later. But, this often isn't the case. There are plenty of kids at my school who have known for a long time that they aren't going to college at all. That, to me, is a scary thought. I'd find it hard to go to school everyday, knowing for sure I am not going to college... even community college. But here it is different. Job training and getting work, for those not great in school, is all the rage. I really like the teachers and, of course, my classmates. I've made plenty of acquaintances, and some pretty good friends as well.

I am very excited thought to start my internship. Dunno where it is, or exactly what... but I hate the thought of still being in school! I just graduated! Can't wait to be out.

I've done so many cool things the past three weeks. I went to a festival in a town called Neuss. This festival, called Neußer Bürgerschüßenfest, was originally for the town to show off it's protection; it's guard, police, military. Now it is just a nice parade for marching bands, and traditional costumes. It was pretty exciting. One of the bands had a marching oboe. Epic fail.

Afterward, we had some kind of very tasty, very warm apple cake. A band was in there having lunch together, and randomly decided to start playing. It was awesome.

Also, I went to Frankfurt for a festival called Museumsuferfest. Originally a party where the museums stay open super late or all to enjoy, it is now a party along the river where food, drink, mini bar, and dance stands all set up and make party. :-) The museums still stay open late, but they aren't the main attraction. The majority of the river side in the city is lined with these stands, and is packed with tons of people.

This week, I went hiking in a town called Rüdesheim. It is a major tourist attraction city. Very old school German charming buildings line the Rhein's river side, and there are lots of shops and restaurants. Our hike wasn't through the town, but a couple hundred meters above it, in the hills near all of the grape vines which supply the grapes for the very famous wine made there. We went on a 10 km long hike. It was really a ton of fun. So much to see... The areas along the Rhein are really beautiful.Anyhow, here you can see a mini cruise boat looking ship. It is a Rhein river cruise. In German they call them Hotelschiffe or Hotel ships. Even though it isn't really a new concept... cruises have been around forever... it looks like SO much fun... Granted it is for older people mostly, my host dad says. Even so, it is surely a great way to see the length of the Rhein, which at night, can be breathtakingly beautiful.


I need to apply to college again soon. I can't believe that even when I go home next year, my life won't be the same at all!

I'll post more pictures of my town and my room when I take them. I will probably go take some of the downtown all lit up tonight. It is so picturesque.

Frankfurt is awesome. It is like my own private German-speaking piece of New York. I really enjoy going there and feeling like a big city dweller.

I think that's it for now. There will be posts more often now that I am used to the swing of things. I move to my final host family in about ten days! Then I can finally relax, unpack, and finally feel like I've arrived!

As always you can see more pictures on my Facebook!